Would You Rather…
Be smart and ugly?
Eeek...
Or dumb and hot?
Kendra says some pretty boneheaded things, although her hubby claims she is actually very smart...Not sure if I concur.
Would You Rather…
Be too short?
Danny Devito is said to be about 5 feet tall, but I think he is more like 4'9".
Or too tall?
At least your theme song could be "Brick House." So, there's that...
Would You Rather…
Be able to see the future?
Just think you could know how everything is going to turn out before anybody else...
Or have more money than you could ever spend in a lifetime?
Not sure if he's in that status, but you get the point...
Would You Rather…
Be imprisoned in a foreign country for three years?
Oh Foxy Knoxy, what did you get yourself into...
Or have every one of your teeth pulled while your conscious?
You could always get falsies...
Would You Rather…
Watch an episode of True Blood with your parents, where Bill and Sookie (or Eric and Sookie) get down in the dirt?
Can you imagine how awkward that would be? Eeew!...Just think happy thoughts...happy thoughts...
Or accidentally witness your dad slipping your mom the tongue?
Ummm...Eeeek!
Would You Rather…
Have your life depend on running the full 26 miles of the New York City Marathon, or be killed?
Ooooooh, I don't know...
Or take the Bar exam (without any previous knowledge or schooling) and have to pass, or be killed?
Yikes. I don't know which is worse...
Would You Rather…
Get caught singing at the top of your lungs in the mirror by a loved one?
"You make me feel like a natuuuuurrrrallll womannnnn..."
Or have a stranger open the door to a dressing room while you’re in your underwear?
Well, maybe if you're Heidi Klum you wouldn't care...
Would You Rather…
Make headlines for heroically saving someones life?
But you might have to jump in front of a New York City subway to do so, like the "Subway Hero" did.
Or win a Nobel Peace Prize…
Mother Teresa won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979.
Well???
What would you rather?
~The End
